fairycosmos:

i can’t believe you’re “supposed” to make eye contact with people. like be serious i don’t need to see your soul like that

gothhabiba:

before making a joke, be sure to ask yourself: is this O.K. to say?

Only funny to me
Kind of mean

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

hamletthedane:

There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

socialmaya:

catchymemes:

amygdalan-arm:

amygdalan-arm:

check out this salmon i drew in my lecture notes

thatsbelievable:

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

thedankmemes:

qillermeme:

abramblydiary:

Rosanna Morris

chloeinletters:

The intangible thing that happens with friends!!